phennis 

A way of spelling the word for male genitalia that is only utilized by the worst of net tardz.

Hay guys, I gotz a 12 inch phennis but gurls wont tuch it why not!?11

phennis by Vik July 20, 2003

pennis elbow 

conventional usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting active arm.

modern usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting mouse/pointer arm.

Joe: 'Poor Alvin, two weeks after he got high-speed internet he had pennis elbow in both arms!'

Theresa: 'god, what a spanky dolittle, he must be exhausterbated!

pennis elbow by sandspit November 25, 2007

phenis 

This word is used in the movie Borat in the Kazakhstan anthem. It is unclear whether this word is a mispelling, or is it a real word meaning a statue.

From the movie Borat's anthem of Kazakhstan:

Come grasp the mighty phenis of our leader
From junction with the testes
To tip of its face

The clip shows a guy working out and then a column and then the guy's photo. Does it mean phenis is another word for statue, in this case a statue of the guy in the clip?

phenis by Racko March 8, 2007

pennis 

the cool way of saying penis

my pennis is large now, but it will be small again

pennis by Jay May 10, 2003

Pennis 

The Act of playing tennis with your penis.

It hurts to much to play Sinnep, Lets play Pennis

Pennis by Dr. Pennis November 6, 2010

Pennis 

Pennis (pronounced pin-iss) is a shorter version of a penis, as indicated by a short E sound, as opposed to the long E.

Man, I'd totally rock that chick's world, if I didn't have this damned pennis. Guess I'll have to make due, though...BARTENDER! Send that girl 26 shots of Jager, quick like a bunny!

Pennis by Madfat August 30, 2007

Table Pennis 

After completing the intense game of Navy Seals, you must keep your dicks out and hit them on the side of a table at 30 bpm for as long as you can stand it. Last one to stop is the winner.

Keep it out! Now it's time for a friendly game of Table Pennis

Table Pennis by Dickcheezeasssqueeze October 30, 2016