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pheasant heart

When someone unzips their pants and puts one of their balls between their fingers and asks someone who is not looking if they've ever seen a pheasant heart before. The person then turns around curiously and inevitable witnesses a pheasant heart.
Andy (unzips his pants placing one ball between his fingers) - Hey Chris, have you ever seen a pheasant heart?

Chris (turns around) - Oh! You sick fuck.
pheasant heart by epetes December 13, 2015
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