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Pharaoh's Revenge 

1) Nearly defecating one's self to death as a result of bad water, bad food, or any other airborne illness while in a third world country named Egypt.

2) The ill-shits.

3) Similar to Montezuma's Revenge, but in Egypt not Mexico. And generally far, far worse.
Dan got the Pharaoh's Revenge so bad he needed Cipro to stay alive.

That poor SOB was the Pharoah's favorite; he got the Pharoah's Revenge so many times, he barely left the pot while in Egypt.

Pharaoh's Revenge 

The opposite of Montezuma's Revenge, it is the one everlasting plague that Pharaoh got on the Jews through their ritual eating of matzah, resulting in week-long constipation.
Jake: Dude, where have you been the past 2 hours?

Levi: Sorry, had a bad case of Pharaoh's Revenge from last night's seder.

pharaoh's burial 

Taking a shit, wrapping it up in toilet paper (mummifying it) then shoving it up your partner's anus.
pharaoh's burial by epicnewmeme January 11, 2016

Pharaoh’s Curse

Level five sex move: Requires written consent. The pharaoh’s curse consists of bringing a female to your place of dwelling, and before engaging in sexual intercourse pouring a bag of fine sand all over your partners body and genitalia. before continuing on to have intercourse
My girlfriend cheated on me and said she would make it up to me, so I gave her the pharaoh’s curse.
Pharaoh’s Curse by Sandman747 August 12, 2023

Pharaoh's Curse 

The Pharaoh's Curse is a phenomenon, commonly associated with the sentence: "Return the slab!" It's symptoms include: Having Twisting Sand Land music play randomly, coughing up sand, falling into sand, and more.
"Hey did you see how that guy got inflicted by the Pharaoh's Curse?"
"RETURN THE SLAB"

Pharaoh's Curse 

when you put fundip in your urethra and shoot it out with your nut
"Bro I just did the Pharaoh's curse with my kids"
Pharaoh's Curse by BBC the 3rd December 26, 2023
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