The opposite of Montezuma's Revenge, it is the one everlasting plague that Pharaoh got on the Jews through their ritual eating of matzah, resulting in week-long constipation.
Jake: Dude, where have you been the past 2 hours?
Levi: Sorry, had a bad case of
Pharaoh's Revenge from last night's seder.
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