phantom beer 

When you grab your beer can with the full intention of drinking its contents, believing there to be a non-zero amount of beer in it, only to find the can to be an empty, dissatisfying shell of aluminum.

When Larry lifted his can of beer all-too-easily from the table, he realized that he simply had a case of phantom beer. He sighed and went to get a new one.

phantom beer by bryanwitha_y March 6, 2013

Beer Phantom 

That friend you've met for the first time, three times.

"Hey man, nice to meet you, catch yah around.
We've met before at Casey's

Oh shit, you're my beer phantom."

Beer Phantom by punklovedesigns.com May 1, 2013

Phantomberried 

While taking a shit you feel the presence of an especially stubborn dingleberry. Unable to free the dingleberry you begin to wipe. The feeling of the dingleberry goes away but you are left with a clean sheet of toilet paper and no sign that the dingleberry ever existed

Joe-Do you remember last November when my IBS was flaring up and I kept getting phantomberried?
Tyler-How could I forget, you spent hours locked in the bathroom trying to solve the mystery.
Joe-It's happening again

Phantomberried by nohomofromcomo December 12, 2012