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Petron

Gas stations in the Philippines that have Convenience stores with flashy banners like Diesel MAX!!!!!!, Petron Xtra!!!!! And Petron XCS Plus!!!!.
Like their fuels kick more ass than SEA OIL down the street. (See Sea Oil)

A peculiarity you will see in the Phil’s is driver's stopping off at the gas station to do some miner repairs like rebuilding the rear differential and brake assembly on a big rig.
I highly recommend the Fairview Petron, 95 Octane Rocks!!!
by Ryo-Ohki October 5, 2005
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Petrocracy

State that is backed by and exists for the purpose of petroleum.
Putin has turned Russia into a petrocracy
by sandraxine December 14, 2016
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Patron Ticket

When betting on sporting matches, a series of bets that when combined on one ticket will total signifcant winnings with a minimal bet. After winning such a ticket, a round of Patron shots could be easily purchased without worry of the cost.
"I could win $875 on my $3 bet with this Patron Ticket. All I need now is for the Royals to beat the A's by 2 runs or more."

"When I win my Patron Ticket, I'm gonna buy a round of Patron for everyone. All the haters, however, will get a Patron shot in the eye"
by Nips Gurunt June 13, 2009
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Petronella

Stunningly gorgeous, crazy and mad fun to be around! Often that girl that you let in and love quicker than you would other people.
Petronella is always that person in the group willing to do THAT crazy thing with you.
by Choclate milkshake December 31, 2011
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The Petronella Effect

The unexplained phenomenon associated with a restaurant or bakery owner who randomly and abruptly closes shop, without properly compensating employees.
“Jack, I showed up for work at the coffee shop today, but we were suddenly out of business. Also , I haven’t gotten paid in a month. I can’t believe a victim of The Petronella Effect.
by Cock of Mike Trout June 11, 2019
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Lady Petrol

A name given to an alcoholic beverage such as cheap wine which helps gets a lady going on a night out.
The girls were getting on the lady petrol for the pre lash before hitting the town on a heavy night out...
by lifeofriley August 15, 2010
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THE PATRONI HAT TRICK

is when when you go on a first date with a girl and you take the girl to a movie, mcdonalds and she gives you felatio in your car at the end of the date lol
joey:where did you go on your date last night ??

mario: nothing special i gave her THE PATRONI HAT TRICK''
by BRUISER4LIFE May 25, 2010
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