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a boner or erection lasting for many hours
Lauren throught it was strange that Stephen's petrified wood wasn't going away.
by k blau July 23, 2006
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When a old man takes too much viagra and his boner gets stuck forever, causing an awkward funeral.
Hugh Hefner had taken too many boner pills and had to have surgery because of Petrified Wood.
by garuru0 December 27, 2009
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a.k.a. erectile dysfunction. When a chub is too frightened (petrified) to cum out.
Vajona Jackson was ready for a hot night of boner-rockin' but her man's unit was too scared to go into the dark. Therefore, his petrified wood "layed" low, unable to rise and shine.
by vajona jackson-hewitt August 18, 2011
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