petrified wood
petrified wood by k blau July 23, 2006
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Petrified Wood
Petrified Wood by garuru0 December 27, 2009
Petrified Wood
Vajona Jackson was ready for a hot night of boner-rockin' but her man's unit was too scared to go into the dark. Therefore, his petrified wood "layed" low, unable to rise and shine.
Petrified Wood by vajona jackson-hewitt August 22, 2011
petrified wood/rock
Petrified wood (from the Greek root petro meaning "rock" or "stone"; literally "wood turned into stone") is the name given to a special type of fossilized remains of terrestrial vegetation.
petrified wood/rock by sootymaisie123 March 8, 2015
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