peterarian

A individual who occupation requires the use pettiness and petty behavior.

Teacher : What you want to be when you grow up ?

Me : A Peterarian
Teacher : Thats a good one !

by pettyteer July 18, 2017

peterprancer

A gnome-like individual, relatively furry, who prances about to obtain attention from others who normally ignore such ridiculous behaviour. Due to this person's inaptitude to participate in regular activities, such as playing frisby, he must make a fool of himself so others can laugh and point at his incompetence.

Ray: Hey guys, Peter Kraska is acting like a peterprancer again!
Steve: Just ignore that little fucking monkey, he'll stop eventually.
Jeremy: Fuck, what a gomer!

by RayGor April 18, 2005

petextrian

n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.

John spilled hot coffee all over himself when the petextrian ahead of him stopped short.

by gnemo November 16, 2009

Pegetarian

A vegetarian that claims chicken, or fish isn't meat. Posers...

Man, he's just a pegetarian.

by Cam Doyle April 15, 2003

Pegetarian

Someone who is against the use of vehicles and also refuses to consume meat, unless the vehicle is a food truck. A mixture of a pedestrian and a vegetarian.

“So you’re a vegetarian right?”
“No, I’m a pegetarian, because street food is too hard to resist.”

by grantomania March 9, 2018

Peterian

When somebody denies their association with people or organizations that are no longer cool or legal. On the night of Jesus’ betrayal, Saint Peter three times denied knowing Jesus (“three times before the cock crows”). When someone does this, they are being Peterian, just like Peter was that night.

When President Trump dies or goes to jail, MAGA cowards will make Peterian denials about their association with him, his beliefs, and his minions.

by Goofnut January 3, 2026