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Pegetarian 

Someone who is against the use of vehicles and also refuses to consume meat, unless the vehicle is a food truck. A mixture of a pedestrian and a vegetarian.
“So you’re a vegetarian right?”
“No, I’m a pegetarian, because street food is too hard to resist.”
Pegetarian by grantomania March 9, 2018

Pesca-pescetarian

A person that does not eat any meat apart from fish that eat fish.
A diet that is mostly vegetarian but allows only the consumption of fish that eat other fish.
Waiter: Here is your fish sir.
Pesca-pescetarian: I'm sorry , this is not a cannibal fish. You see, I'm a pesca-pescetarian.

Waiter: My apologies, I will see what options are available.

Strict vegetarian 

A vegetarian who avoids consuming all animal products (eg. meat, fish, eggs, dairy, gelatine etc.) However they still may wear clothing or use other items which involve animals (eg. leather shoes etc). This is essentially a vegan diet, but does not take the vegan philosophy of avoiding all animal products.
person 1: She is a strict vegetarian?
person 2: Correct, she doesn't eat any animals products.
person 1: Oh, thanks for clarifying that for me.

pollo-pescetarian 

Regarding dietary habit, a combination of pollotarian (one who eats poultry and no other meat) and pescetarian (one who eats seafood and no other meat) for describing one with a relatively simple restriction, usually based on ethical value, religious faith, or personal taste -- one who does not eat red meat, but only "white" meat and animal by-products; basically, one who does not eat mammals.
Person 1: "Hey, do you want some bacon?"

Person 2: "No thanks, I'm just going to have some chicken. I'm a pollo-pescetarian."

Person 1: "What the fuck is that?"

Person 2: "Someone who doesn't eat red meat."

Person 1: "Why? Are you a religious nut or something?"

Person 2: "No, I just believe that there is a point where the evolutionary advancement of an animal, and its ability to experience emotion, its ability to feel pain, its intelligence, its sociable tendencies, its size -- really its connection to the human race -- is far too advanced for us to allow ourselves to systematically kill them for food we do not need. There are few biological distinctions between dogs and pigs, or humans and most mammals for that matter."

Person 1: "Oh... eh, bacon tastes too good."

Person 2: *facepalm*

Pulp Fiction Vegetarian 

Someone who is a vegetarian because their significant other is, and for really no other reason.

Comes from the scene in Pulp Fiction where Jules eats the Big Kahuna Burger and says, "my girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that pretty much makes me one too."
I came home one day and my wife said we were vegan. It's a lot easier to go along with it than argue with her, so I'm a Pulp Fiction Vegetarian.

Lacto Vegetarian 

consume milk and milk products, along with plant-basd foods. They omit eggs as well as meat, fish, and poultry.
Lacto Vegetarian by AsiaVincelli January 5, 2007