Performance anxiety

When one attempts to go to the washroom in a public place, but cant because there is to many people in the room.

person1= ok ready to go

person2= no we need to find another washroom i got a bad case of performance anxiety in that one.

by SidneyShaaw May 1, 2009

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high performance

Describes an item that far exceeds your needs or any practical purpose, but costs a ridiculous amount of money to convince you it's necessary.

My new alternator cost $2000 because the guy at the shop says I need a high performance one.

by Salmonella the pizza man May 24, 2011

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Performative Bible

criminal-mafia republicans tweeting pious garbage to distract from being terrible

Suzie was perusing Twitter and came across Kelly Loeffler's tweet from book of Matthew. "Wait isn't she the insider-trading gal?" she thought to herself. "My god these depraved republicans always do Performative Bible like we don't know they broke the law"

by Uncle Joosie December 28, 2021

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Adult Performer

Online prostitute.

Nicky is a adult performer who posts pornographic pictures of herself and sells them online to pay her rent money.

by JaneDoe1234567 July 24, 2020

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performance load

All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.

I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.

by Ryan November 28, 2004

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