perakeet 

A small bird with full control over your sleep

Perakeet, Shut the fuck up!

perakeet by LongLMAN10 August 27, 2021

pump a parakeet

This is a comical way to say someone would have sex with anything.

That Ben Dover is the type of dude who would pump a parakeet!

pump a parakeet by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2017

parakeetslimes 

An amazing potato who will snatch your weaves because of her thiccness and her thiccccc slimes

Person 1: Hey did you see parakeetslimes new restock video?
Person 2: yeah I did, my weave was snatched because cereal milk is so thicc

parakeetslimes by Somethionesthic February 18, 2018

parakeet 

A small bird that makes a good pet. They are cute, (usually) sweet-tempered, and inexpensive.

Parakeets also make the oddest noises:
pwip
Fweet!
ACCCKK ACCKK ACCK!
UURT URRT UURT!
Chirp!
Twirp!

parakeet by Shawn B. October 13, 2003

Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea 

A very funny, yet strange search recommendation found on www.Google.com. When one types 'why won't my p', Google anticipates you are going to ask 'why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'. Try it yourself.

Person A: God damn, dude, why the Hell won't my p?

Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker!

Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea by Ocho the Shitface November 13, 2010

parakeet 

mini-parrots that live 15-18 years if taken good care of.
Parakeets can talk.
Parakeets are cheap.
Parakeets are sweet.
Parakeets can sing.
Meaning: BEST PET!
(Parakeets can sometimes be bossy)

Tweet!
Chirp!
ACK!
Fwoat!
Jeff: Tweet!
Bob: You're not a Parakeet!

parakeet by private December 10, 2003

parakeetslimes 

the kween of thicc. her slimes are iconic and will snatch your weaves no matter how much superglue you use.

“hey, why are you in the hospital?”
“parakeetslimes restocked her shop and i haven’t recovered yet.”

parakeetslimes by marisa_memes May 10, 2018