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Main character of the 2023 indie game Pizza Tower. Peppino Spaghetti is an Italian chef and presumed war veteran running a failing pizzeria and capable of beating the absolute shit out of anybody with his cartoonish, superhuman abilities fuelled by his anxiety and rage.
"Dude, my friend just told me they're $950 in debt and a giant floating pizza with a face told them that they have 24 hours before the pizza drrrropllllets hit their fucking house, they're just like Peppino I wish I was them"
Peppino by Point36 February 13, 2023
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guy in Pizza Tower
"yoo have you seen Peppino in Pizza Tower?
peppino by fgdsjkg February 3, 2021
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The bearded one. Peppino gets enormous powers by his beards. This powers combined with his eternal wisdom makes Peppino a being above humans.
Peppino shall be worshipped everyday by real men. Peppino's worshippers never heard of shaving.
1. "Oh Peppino! Bless us and our kin with thy Beard and help our facial hair achieve but a portion of thine Beardly glory."

2. "Peppino's beard is so great that even thinking about it makes my pussy wet."

3. "I'm so jealous on Peppino's beard."
Peppino by CallMeBigBoss March 30, 2014
The hottest guy in Earth, everyone wishes peppino was their man. May or may not have ear infections or bronchitis.
Girl 1: hey ~peppino~ did you drop this amoxicillin?

Peppino: oh yes thank you, I did. I may or may not need that for my ear infections. PRAISE JESUS

Girl 2: do you know where Costco is
Peppino: you mean my DADDY, he’s over there. PRAISE JESUS
Peppino by 33336474926-7 February 21, 2020

Peppino Spaghetti 

funny pizza tower man, owns a pretty darn good pizza restaurant.
Pizzaface ain't got nothing on the pizza served up by Peppino Spaghetti.
Peppino Spaghetti by Derpdart March 13, 2023

Peppino Day 

A holiday on July 15th to post images of Peppino Spaghetti (Pizza Tower) all over the internet
Peppino Day by thatoneslimguy September 2, 2023

Peppino Spaghetti 

A Chubby Italian That Was Ambushed By A ___ing Pizza Man That Was Going To Destroy His Pizza Place While In Debt. However That Pizza Standed no Chance Cuz He ____Ed His --- By Zooming Trough Every God Damn Thing.
OMG NO WAY PEPPINO SPAGHETTI IS THE THIRD MARIO BROTHER!
Peppino Spaghetti by 524Man April 8, 2023
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