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Pepe Lopez 

1)The Infamous Pepe Lopez is a man renowned for his skill at employing his trademark move, normally done at the end of sex.
2)The "Pepe Lopez" is when the male is fudge plugging a girl, and when he is ready to finish, he pulls out, inserts his finger into the poo lodge, withdraws with a stinky brown film covering his thumb. He then ,lovingly , smears a mustache on his partners upper lip, oftentimes he is seen running out of the partners living quarters, nude, and being chased by a pissed, naked, woman with a fairly large mexican mustache, otherwise known as ... a Pepe Lopez.
"whoa, its Pepe Lopez, run dude, shes gonna catch you!!!"
Pepe Lopez by Pepe February 25, 2005

pepe lopez 

The Pepe Lopez is a distant cousin of the dirty sanchez. After completing the act of coitus, the man wipes the tip of his penis on his partners upper lip, leaving a white glazed moustache that resembles Pepe Lopez.

Other entries which purport to be Pepe Lopez but involve poo are actually dirty sanchez's.
Come here baby, I want you to meet Pepe Lopez.
pepe lopez by subneural May 8, 2006

Pepe Lopez 

Pepe Lopex is not a poop moustache. It is when a man and woman have anal sex and there is so much poop on the man's dick he gives her a full beard.
Will and Kelly had anal sex for so long, Will's dick was covered with poo and her a full Pepe Lopez.
Pepe Lopez by Yo Ma April 20, 2005

pepe lopez 

to shit on the upper lip of your partner forming a moustache.
"i was tired of her bare face so i gave her a pepe lopez"
pepe lopez by scott bowen February 17, 2005

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026