1)The Infamous Pepe Lopez is a man renowned for his skill at employing his trademark move, normally done at the end of sex.
2)The "Pepe Lopez" is when the male is fudge plugging a girl, and when he is ready to finish, he pulls out, inserts his finger into the poo lodge, withdraws with a stinky brown film covering his thumb. He then ,lovingly , smears a mustache on his partners upper lip, oftentimes he is seen running out of the partners living quarters, nude, and being chased by a pissed, naked, woman with a fairly large mexican mustache, otherwise known as ... a Pepe Lopez.
"whoa, its PepeLopez, run dude, shes gonna catch you!!!"
The Pepe Lopez is a distant cousin of the dirty sanchez. After completing the act of coitus, the man wipes the tip of his penis on his partners upper lip, leaving a white glazed moustache that resembles Pepe Lopez.
Other entries which purport to be Pepe Lopez but involve poo are actually dirty sanchez's.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.