Penn and Teller

While the man and woman are having sex in the doggy style position, the man has a friend waiting in the closet who comes out, then the man pulls out and the friend enters without the woman noticing, the man then runs outside quietly and up to the bedroom window where he knocks and when his girl looks up he waves at her, thus giving the magical illusion named penn and teller.

Cindy, john pulled a penn and teller last night and his friend gave me crabs.

Penn and Teller by jelly donut December 10, 2006

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penn and teller

n. a sexual act. the setup is the most important part - the female is looking toward a window. the male is penetrating the female from behind, while his buddy waits quietly in the closet. at an opportune time, the two switch seemlessly. the first male quietly walks out of the room and pops up in front of the window the unassuming female is facing. MAGIC!

after i gave her a good donkey punch, me and gary moved in for the penn and teller... worked like a charm, till she cut his dick off.

penn and teller by Donald Jones December 7, 2006

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Penn and Teller

The biggest part of this sex act is to be fucking standing up, with the girl up against a window, or, better, a sliding glass door. It involves three people; you, the window girl, and your male friend in the closet. While fucking her, "accidentally" let your dick slip out, while your friend silently pops out of the closet and takes your place. Then, sneak outside and wave to her through the glass.

Last night I pulled a Penn and Teller on my bitch; she was so pissed when she saw it was Tommy fucking her as I waved.

Penn and Teller by TopKnot August 10, 2010

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Penn and Teller

It is a variation of the Houdini where unknowing to the girl you are doing doggy style, there is a short mute guy standing in the corner watching. Then when she turns around after you spit on her back and she thinks you have finished cuming, you let her have it on her face while at the same time she realizes the weird guy in the corner is watching the whole thing. This double whammy could only be called the Penn and Teller

While at the Testical Festival, Derek gave the Russian Bride a Penn and Teller. Boy was she surprised to see Clay in the corner while he unleashed on her face.

Penn and Teller by assclown69 June 12, 2008

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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