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penis weave 

The pubes surround the penis or vaginal area.
Person1: did you hear Larry showed everyone his penis weave in the locker room
Person2: yea they were hella long
penis weave by Fetus_yeeter September 27, 2018
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penis weasel 

fun word to say when high. another word for dickhead or fag etc.
peter stop being such a goddam penis weasel

Penis Weasel 

One who, by acting like a dick, ferrets out the existence of dicks around him.
That Penis Weasel was awesome. Without him we never would have known Terik was a dick.

penis weasel 

greatest word ever. used by lauren, autumn, and katie. used to fill silence during awkward moments.
"****silence****"
"penis weasel"
"yeah"
penis weasel by lauren :] March 28, 2009

penis-weasel 

a person who willingly dicks you over for the sake of their own genetalia.
"Hey i saw john making out with you're girlfriend!"

"yeah he is quite the penis-weasel..."
penis-weasel by J-Meezy July 2, 2008

weasel penis 

A penis which is similar to that of a weasel's, in that it is extremely pink, slimy, and unsheathed in a manner much like a dog's penis. However, weasel penises rarely reach lengths of greater than 2 1/2 inches.
"Fuck you, you son of a bitch!" yelled Derek's girlfriend when he tried to touch her with his disgusting weasel penis.
weasel penis by Durty Deez December 15, 2008

Penisweasel 

A person who will interrupt a friends attemp to seduce a person of the opposite sex, just to introduce themselves and try to seduce the same person.
Taylor: Would you like to get out of here and go back to my place?

Object of Seduction: Well...

Josh: Excuse me, I'm Josh. Can I buy you a shot?

Taylor: Dammit Josh, you penisweasel
Penisweasel by Yeah-Booooy January 29, 2014
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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