penis slider
a penis slider is when u have a really long dick and it happens to SLIDE back, and go up you ass cheeks. to remove, u just grab, yank, and then shake it off. then, now this should be just common sense, u need to go the bathroom RIGHT away, and wipe ur ass. if u dont, you can get an infection that can cause you to grow a cum infested mass inside u. that is exactly what happened to lil nas x.
also it might be worth the risk if u want to get laid. lots of girls, HOT GIRLS, find this INSANNNNNLY attractive.
also it might be worth the risk if u want to get laid. lots of girls, HOT GIRLS, find this INSANNNNNLY attractive.
guy: wtf! somethings in my ass.... oh just a penis slider.
*walks to the bathroom*
guy: *starts wiping*
*girl walks in*
guy: omg this is so embarrasing!
girl: stop what ur doing and come with me. we're gonna have some fun *wink
guy: HELLLLL YASSS
*walks to the bathroom*
guy: *starts wiping*
*girl walks in*
guy: omg this is so embarrasing!
girl: stop what ur doing and come with me. we're gonna have some fun *wink
guy: HELLLLL YASSS
penis slider by Jmurr227 October 15, 2021
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