penis mush

A penis that can't get hard, so it just dangles there looking like mush.

Jane: So how did it go last night?
Lilly: Ugh!! I pulled down his pants just to find a bunch of penis mush.

by Tudor1536 December 16, 2014

mushroom head penis

A penis with a very large head

" His dick is the mushroom head penis type, with the girth of the head much larger than the shaft, as many women like."

by Willhelmina Plowes January 26, 2010

Mushroom penis

an asshole who has a chode smaller than 1 cm and is an asshole again who has a ass face

mushroom penis moustache

by james brolin March 3, 2009

penismash

Inserting two penises into one orafice - oral, anal, or vaginal, hence mashing them together to fit.

My buddy wants to penismash with that chick, are you in?

by schnervel July 1, 2011

PenisMusic

A genre of music, not to be confused with "cock rock" or "chin music". Penis music is played by only the most cracked out individuals and sounds similar to "aaawwwwggghhhhttytytytuuwww"

"Damn thats some fire PenisMusic brother, might i add you have a phat cock"

by LennieFinch March 22, 2020