penis marking
The term for waking up after a long night, and finding out that someone drew a penis on your cheek with a Sharpie marker.
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penis marking
After a long day of sex, you wake up and find your penis tired and soft and pinkish. This means that you had long and great sex, maybe not enough but you cummed and you pushed it too hard and got a mark from having "that" sex
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Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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