penis jive

Comes from working at the UPS store for too long, meaning everything

Jaramy stop being a penis jive!
Hey could you hand me that penis jive?
did you take the penis jive to the post office?
Hey are you going to finish your penis jive?
Dude....penis jive...that's all I got to say to you.

by George Hoefer March 7, 2005

penis jive

One of the many phrases George Hoefer has created out of insane loser-dome, this phrase in particular refers to George's (homo)sexual orientation.

George is all about the penis jive.

by Caley Hughes March 8, 2005

penisive

To be a penis, or to be difficult and hard to work with...

Jim: The sky is blue
Bob: why??
Jim: because the atmosphere makes it that way
Bob: Why
Jim: ... Stop being penisive you penis

by octocat September 20, 2012

penissive

A slightly more sophisticated term for someone being a dick.

He wasn't just being a jerk; it was far worse. He was being penissive!

by S. Logan February 27, 2017