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penis cum by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020
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Penis Cum 

When you Rub Rub on your pp and white sticky stuff comes out
Me: *rubs rubs*
Penis: *Creates penis cum*
Penis Cum by LoliHentaiCool January 27, 2021

Penis cum 

A word you say when you don’t have a reaction to something
Joe: I anally molested your mom’s pet rock
Bob: Penis cum
Penis cum by I eat penis January 1, 2022

penis cum 

i would like to penis cum you
penis cum by nigster69420 September 20, 2022

penis cum cake 

a cake that has cum mixed with the batter and cum frosting.
i made you a penis cum cake for your birthday!
penis cum cake by (:shizzay! November 16, 2011

fuck sex penis cum 

fuck sex penis cum by anonymous6496782 September 20, 2019

cum-cum-penis

cum with penis

Derived from cum meaning "combined with" and cum meaning "ejaculate"
I'm always thirsty for cum-cum-penis
cum-cum-penis by Seshato November 19, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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