1.) Lack of Penis
2.) Cranky because of lack of dick
3.) Emotional because lack of long dick
4.) Period type symptoms because lack of intercourse involving a penis or dildo
2.) Cranky because of lack of dick
3.) Emotional because lack of long dick
4.) Period type symptoms because lack of intercourse involving a penis or dildo
Girl 1: OMG Nikki, im so angry and tired and just so emotional since my boo left me.
Girl 2: Aww Shay, its no big deal you're just suffering from penis absenthia
Girl 2: Aww Shay, its no big deal you're just suffering from penis absenthia
by anonymous June 2, 2022
Get the penis absenthiamug.