An extremely cool bird that will kill all who do not absolutly love it and has the potential to invent space travel and wish to establish a colony on Pluto
"the penguins have launched several thousand AM-Bombs around the world after extracting their supporters. We're all fucking screwed."
Anti-Matter bomb. Capable of destroying New York with only one. Penguin
will create this superweapon and use it against all who oppose them (pretty much anyone who doesn't think they are the greatest thing in the UNIVERSE!!!)
"Run! The AM-Bombs are coming." Fred said
"No point, dumbass, they will kill you no matter where you go. The Penguins are all powerful" Goerge said as he shot himself.