Pencil Eater

That one kid who always sharpens his pencils until they become absolutely nothing, and tapes together pens with about five pounds of tape, and colors the pens. Also known as the Frankenstein of Pencils

Dude, that guy is such a pencil eater. He just blew through an industrial size pallet of 3000 boxes of pencils in like 30 minutes.

Pencil Eater by BoomboxFish June 14, 2019

pencil-eater 

A concept, idea, project, etc. that is so confusing, it leads the habitual pencil biter to skip biting the unfortunate number two, and go straight to eating it.

"Hey, y'know this question's a real pencil-eater, it's been stumping me for weeks!"

"This project's such a pencil-eater, you mean to tell me I need how many sources for it? I can't even find one! Who wrote this textbook anyway?!"

"Man, adobe choosing to trick its customers into a year long subscription sure is a real pencil-eater! It's like they wanted a lawsuit or something!"

pencil-eater by JITTERS_XP July 8, 2024

Pencileater 

When a person eats or sucks at the top of his pencil, sometimes at the eraser.

"You are a pencileater"
"I am a pencileater"

Pencileater by slowmouth November 10, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022