Pen It 

physically crossing out an action or person.

Person 1: “Hey can you guys still come to mine tonight like we planned?”

person 2: “ Can’t tonight i’m busy”

person 3: “ Yeah can’t either seeing the girl”

person 1: “fuck sake just pen it”

Pen It by gushey muncher 2000 November 22, 2024

I slammed my penith in the car door 

you slammed your penith in the car door

"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"

I slammed my penith in the car door by big bald obama October 7, 2021

penith 

Penith ith the male thexual organ.

"She thaid my penith was thmall and my lithp was anoying"

penith by Max December 16, 2003

Penchester Penited 

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred

Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !

Penchester Penited by victoras69 February 12, 2022

I thlammed my penith in the car door 

a term most commonly used when one slams their genitalia in the door of a locomotive, or when you're a duck fighting a dog.

I thlammed my penith in the car door

*slams*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I thlammed my penith in the car door by CrungleChugger97 September 21, 2021

Penitentiary Chances 

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.

Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.

Penitentiary Chances by menoenglish April 20, 2017

I thlammed my penith in the car door 

A ridiculous stupid Youtube video that brings back memories of when Youtube was...ridiculously stupid. It must be seen to be believed.

Daffy Duck: I thlammed my penith in the car door.
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!

*Car door slamming*

"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"

*Daffy dies*

I thlammed my penith in the car door by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021