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Peepee Poopoo Man

The Peepee Poopoo Man is a ragamuffin of despicable qualities. He slinks into your bedroom whilst you sleep, then he slips his long, beguiling fingernails into your anus. He then reaches up through your digestive track, into your mouth, grabs your tongue, then pulls back down, turning you inside out and making you lick your butthole in the process
That peepee poopoo man got to me last night... now I know what my bum tastes like.
Peepee Poopoo Man by Urmomatool November 25, 2021

peepee poopoo man

Say his name and u wont laugh when he will come to kill you
"oh man ! the peepee poopoo man doesnt Exis- *dies*
peepee poopoo man by _IRMEO_ January 1, 2017

peepee poopoo man

if u say the peepee poopoo mans name he will eat ur checks dry
friend hey have u see the peepee poopoo man
hayden butterfield nah nigga im just eating cheeks coming for urs in a sec ;)
peepee poopoo man by lil ska yeet January 22, 2020

The Peepee Poopoo Man 

The Peepee Poopoo Man is an evil entity, who if you say his name while taking a dump he will come out of the toilet and take your peepee away.
Steve: "*pooping* I wonder what the peepee poopoo man is..."
PPPPM: "I'VE COME FOR YOUR PEEPEE."

The peepee poopoo man 

Mrs.Darden: "It is official the peepee poopoo man has the worst handwriting in the class"

Paulo: "That's tough chief. Hate to be him."

Jack: "Paulo, you're the peepee poopoo man."

poopoo peepee butt fart toilet man 

he was a democrat
dumbass: you know who else was a democrat? hitler.

the epitome of education: you know who else was a democrat? poopoo peepee butt fart toilet man. google it.
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