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peeing your pants 

A usually somewhat embarrassing thing that could happen for a few reasons.
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement
Joey: Dood do u liek peeing your pants
Matt: Nah fam, only Pornhub stars do
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imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear 

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STOP PEEING YOUR PANTS 

a way of telling people to stop freaking out. not widely used, but people will probably know what you mean anyway.
EXAMPLE:
DAD: WHERE IS THE REMOTE? I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS SHOW!
ME: oh my gosh dad, can you stop peeing your pants? i'll find it...