Another description for that old Science teacher you used to have in
grade nine with his pants up to his nipples that
always smiled at the children. Yeah, that's the one.
"Dude, Mr. Kenderdine's smiling at you again..."
"What the fuck?
Like, I've never been in his class before. What a pedo!"
"Pfft, that's a good
thing. You wouldn't BELIEVE what happened to poor little
Timothy last month..."