pedigree wretch Share definition Flag The sound you make when you eat dog food, often being tricked into doing so. I think I have just pissed my pants, you have just eaten a jelly bean made out of dog food and that was some pedigree wretch. pedigree wretch by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the pedigree wretch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch