pearl earing 

When A guy Cums on his girlfriends ear.

omg, tanner gave me a pearl earing last night!

pearl earing by fallenxangelxx December 22, 2008

pearl earrings 

when a man releases his seed upon a female counterpart and, with the proper aim and well-timed loads, can shoot semen upon the bottom of the woman's ears, and have them drip down so as to resemble pearl earrings

"Dude, I gave Molly a set of pearl earrings so amazing I had to take a photo of them- check it out."
"Yeah man, totally incredible."

pearl earrings by Chris Hayes December 13, 2005

pearl earring 

When a woman who you have no interest in ever seeing again is giving you oral sex, and you pull it out, turn her head, and release right into her ear.

I didn't want to tell her that she was too ugly for me to bone, so I let her down getnly by giving her a pearl earring.

pearl earring by babyshaker June 4, 2004

pearl earring 

when your lying next to your old lady after she falls asleep on a nite she denies you some trim. you yank your pud and let loose in her ear, as the load runs down her earlobe and just starts to drip off, damn! looks like a pearl earring

thats my own creation. my wife hates me.

pearl earring by danny March 7, 2004

eating pears 

When you're playing skin flute and you get some on your tie.

Brett was eating pears, now he has jizz on his tie.

eating pears by Puntilla October 6, 2016

Eating a pear 

Yet another term for masturbation.

Svetlana: What's up?

You: Just eating a pear.

Svetlana: Oh, I won't interupt then, have a good time I guess.

Eating a pear by Teh Vesti sucks March 29, 2009