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pearl earrings 

when a man releases his seed upon a female counterpart and, with the proper aim and well-timed loads, can shoot semen upon the bottom of the woman's ears, and have them drip down so as to resemble pearl earrings
"Dude, I gave Molly a set of pearl earrings so amazing I had to take a photo of them- check it out."
"Yeah man, totally incredible."
pearl earrings by Chris Hayes December 13, 2005

pearl earring 

When a woman who you have no interest in ever seeing again is giving you oral sex, and you pull it out, turn her head, and release right into her ear.
I didn't want to tell her that she was too ugly for me to bone, so I let her down getnly by giving her a pearl earring.
pearl earring by babyshaker June 4, 2004

pearl earring 

when your lying next to your old lady after she falls asleep on a nite she denies you some trim. you yank your pud and let loose in her ear, as the load runs down her earlobe and just starts to drip off, damn! looks like a pearl earring
thats my own creation. my wife hates me.
pearl earring by danny March 7, 2004

eating pears 

When you're playing skin flute and you get some on your tie.
Brett was eating pears, now he has jizz on his tie.
eating pears by Puntilla October 6, 2016

Eating a pear 

Yet another term for masturbation.
Svetlana: What's up?

You: Just eating a pear.

Svetlana: Oh, I won't interupt then, have a good time I guess.
Eating a pear by Teh Vesti sucks March 29, 2009
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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