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Peaknuckler

The act of being forcefully fist raped by a midget.
Man 1: Did you hear about John?
Man 2: No, what happened?
Man 1: He got a peaknuckler last night.
Man 2: Sucks to be him.
by Roberto McMeaty March 16, 2009
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peeknuckle

Anybody younger then the person using the word "peeknuckle". Usually a very little kid or middleschooler.
"Look at all those little peeknuckles!"
by Christine Bagwell March 10, 2008
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pelvic peaknuckle

A term used by Dr. Farnsworth in Futurama, used to describe the act of sex, similar referances include 'horizontal monster mash' and 'the matress mambo. More funny than a real referance.
Yes, we played pelvic peaknuckle once.
by IMac Bunny Killer July 30, 2006
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peaknuckle

A complete wally of a person. An utter mushroom tip of a human. A total rod-end.
*An unknown guy strolls into the room. Seems a bit of a knob*

Ben : "who's this peaknuckle?"
by Trouserdog February 8, 2015
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Peeknuckle

Man Lolita sure does have a sweet little peeknuckle.
by La’Bryan Pachina January 23, 2022
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Peanuckle Peanut Butter Balls

One who places peanut butter on his scrotum for the purpose of a mid game snack during a game of peanuckle
Weaver: *playing peanuckle*
"I could really go for a snack right now."
*scratches nuts and proceeds to like fingers*
"That protein nut punch really hit the spot."
Max: "Gosh Weaver, stop being such a peanuckle peanut butter balls before you grease up the cards and your taint"
by PoonNugget May 29, 2010
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peknuckled

Unbeknownst to you... when a creepy guy walks up and thrusts his clothing covered penis upon your rear.. afterward gazing at you as if you enjoyed his offerings.
I was bending over when this creepy guy came over and peknuckled me in the ass. He then just turned around and walked away. What a freaking weirdo!
by Design Queen January 27, 2010
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