Typing this into a website called online pianist will play a song called "Idol" composed by Yoasobi.
Man, I can't wait to smash pxcmcxcmcxcpxcbvxcvbn,mcmcxcmcxcpxcbvxccxcbcxcbnmcxcbnmcbnbnbnmcbxcpxcxcbnmcxxcbnmbncbxcpccxc into my keyboard on the google search bar and find the definition of it on urban dictionary.
PCMC, refering to "Poop colored Meat Curtains" meaning a females pussy lips that are brown or dark purple colored, often like shit, as if they were wiping from back to front, not front to back. it is actually very normal among women. but a funny joke none the less.
Bob: Damn sarah has got some nasty PCMC's!
Jeff: i know man i was going down on her that bitch is so dumb i think shes wiping her ass the wrongway!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'