paylocity

When you have to poop a couple days after anal sex and you find a surprise pocket of jizz

"Man I was taking a shit last night and I had a gnarly Paylocity pocket from the other day when we were doing that gay stuff"

by Boner Dunk December 7, 2017

Peelocity

When no matter how much you try to quiet a pee it’s very loud

I can hear Bryce in the bathroom he’s reached terminal peelocity

by Chad6969420 January 19, 2021

Pablocita

A man who likes tight pyjamas and Turkish girls and will do anything to please them.

We went to the beach and Denis was acting like a total Pablocita the moment he saw those Turkish girls.

by Golden161 August 12, 2022

PHILOCITY

The speed which you react and adapt and your philosophy per the wants and desires of your users.

invented by Nicko

They were mucking around with their decision but after a good Philocity chat with Megan they realised they needed to change because their customers wanted them to

by sage wolf November 18, 2019