Definitions by Urkel

Urkel my wife 

The expression "well blow me down" for people under the age of 60

The Jaguars won the Super Bowl!!!
Well Urkel my wife!!!

Urkel my wife by URkEL September 30, 2012

The Bathroom Guy 

Some insane guy who cleans the bathroom and asks for tips at the Big E, and gets weirder by the year and says totally crazy things I will not repeat.

The bathroom guy sure is insane.

The Bathroom Guy by URkEL September 30, 2012

Boyo Dude 

Some guy who hijacks vans and goes up to random boys and says "hey there boyo, do you wanna play pick up sticks in my van?" He is also obsessed with raspberry turnovers and popcorn chicken.

Boyo Dude is a total freak.

Boyo Dude by URkEL September 30, 2012

Payload 

1. Verb: Ejaculation
2. Noun: Sperm

"I payloaded all over her"

and

"Here comes the payload!"

Payload by Urkel August 6, 2004