Payload

1. Verb: Ejaculation
2. Noun: Sperm
"I payloaded all over her"

and

"Here comes the payload!"
by Urkel August 06, 2004
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The Bathroom Guy

Some insane guy who cleans the bathroom and asks for tips at the Big E, and gets weirder by the year and says totally crazy things I will not repeat.
by URkEL October 01, 2012
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Urkel my wife

The expression "well blow me down" for people under the age of 60
The Jaguars won the Super Bowl!!!
Well Urkel my wife!!!
by URkEL October 01, 2012
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Boyo Dude

Some guy who hijacks vans and goes up to random boys and says "hey there boyo, do you wanna play pick up sticks in my van?" He is also obsessed with raspberry turnovers and popcorn chicken.
Boyo Dude is a total freak.
by URkEL October 01, 2012
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