papal smear
papal smear by cronyvalgrove February 20, 2013
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Papal Smear
Any of several bodily fluids taken from the Pope to make sure all is well with the Holy Father's naughty bits. Usually collected by a Vatican Manginacologist, the samples are checked for disease and and then sent to the FBI for DNA comparison in ongoing kid diddler investigations.
A Papal Smear recently sold on eBay for $135K. No one is sure just who reached under the Pope's gown and stole her grogan.
Papal Smear by Cuntoleezza Rice May 20, 2008
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