Patrick Star

Not Dirty Dan. Sometimes wonders if mayonnaise is an instrument. Is also best friends with a little yellow square dude. He was given the ugly, and he is not the Krusty Krab.

Fish #1: “Is this the Krusty Krab?”
Patrick Star: “No, this is Patrick.

Patrick Star by King_Waffle4804 February 1, 2019

Patrick Star

A pinhead

Patrick star: Who you calling a pinhead

Patrick Star by Fuckshitupbitchasstaint March 11, 2017

Patrick Star

A starfish who lives under a rock and is best friends with SpongeBob. He's a bit chubby and has a dick-like head...But he's cute with the dick-like head anyway...............

SpongeBob: Hey whats that dick-like thing?

Patrick: Uhhh, I think thats my head!

Patrick Star by SATAN December 27, 2004

Patrick Star

The epic pink starfish guy from Spongebob Squarepants
'nuff said

Parick Star:Who you callin Pinhead....

Patrick Star:I wanna be Dirty Dan

Patrick Star by Norklandia September 27, 2010

Patrick Star

The cornucopia of awesome, Patrick is a dumb, pink starfish that often hangs out with his best pal Spongebob, as they wander around their hometown, Bikini Bottom, blessing the ocean with their stupidity. He is the dumber of the two (and that's saying something), but often has sudden bursts of genius, which disappear faster than they came. He is also the funnier of the two because he has the most badass voice and also because he had reached the absolute zenith of stupidity. That's right, Patrick Star had mastered the art of dumbassness (in a good way).
He rocks and you know it.

"The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma."

"If I ever found the jerk that threw that peanut, I'd have a few choice words with him. Like, uh, "you". And "are". And "a jerk"!"

Patrick: "Well here's your problem! You have it set to M for Mini, when all you have to do is set it to W for Wumbo!"
Spongebob: "Partick, I don't think Wumbo is a word..."
Patrick: "C'mon! I Wumbo. You Wumbo. He, she, we Wumbo. Wumbology, the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!"
Spongebob: "I never should have doubted you, Patrick!"

*The quotes might not be exactly as they are on TV. Let's hope my memory serves me right*

Patrick Star by punchline March 6, 2005

patrick star

Patrick Star is a pink star fish on the Nickelodian hit cartoon "Spongebob Squarepants". He is the the stupidist character on the show yet somehow comes up with the funniest one liners. Also good to watch after smoking an ounce or two.

Spongebob: "Patrick, I'm MAD!"
Patrick star: "I'm MAD too!!"
Spongebob: "How's come?"
Patrick star: "I can't see my forehead..."

patrick star by jpz0r November 6, 2006

Patrick Star

A dumbass who just sits there doing absolutely nothing, drools in his sleep, and annoys Squidward with Spongebob

Spongebob: Patrick wanna go jellyfishing?
Patrick Star: Ok (starts sleeping and drooling).

Patrick Star by A fucking dousebag at school September 20, 2019