pathailur

A name for a cat who has a disease

The vet said that Fluffy is now considered a pathailur

pathailur by UllrWolf72 September 20, 2019

phailure 

A special type of failure, about 7 levels below failure. Failure so fantastic, it's written about in epic novels.

Man 1: "I heard a nerd asked out a model, what happened?"
Man 2: "Well, first she said no and threw her drink in his face. Then she got her quarterback boyfriend to throw the nerd into a trash can and down some stairs. Then the trash can spontaneously burst into flame and got run over by a marching band."
Man 1: "Dude.....phailure..."

phailure by Yogo540 January 9, 2005

Pathilarious 

A person, group, or occurrence that is both pathetic, and hilarious.

After a meaningless fight on a message board, the trolls were reduced to a pathilarious repetition of a single quote, hoping to incite further argument from their prey.

Pathilarious by TheNinjaOreo September 21, 2007

time release phailure 

Over time you begin to get bored of the thing you are currently working on and begin to think that "you phail".

Through much thought she was suddenly overcome with "time release phailure" on her story she was currently writing, lost inspiration, and gave up.

time release phailure by ariereP kciN January 4, 2009

phailure 

When the Phillies lose it is classified as Phailure.

Did you see that phailure last night.

phailure by MangerCo April 22, 2011

Phucking Phailure 

When the Philadelphia Phillies have everyone believing in them and all their hopes and dreams are riding on a World Series Championship…but Ben Franklin’s curse strikes again and they fall short.

That is a Phucking Phailure.

The Phillies blew 2 games in the NLCS and then were forced to go to game 7. Vegas had them as the favorites to win the World Series. They Came out flat in Game 7, at home, and lost to the Arizona Diamond Backs. The Philadelphia Phans were stunned by this Phucking Phailure and will spend the off season pleading for the Eagles to give them some hope as they crave a champion in this town.

Phucking Phailure by No Tango and no Cash October 25, 2023