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Parsnip. A grime term for circumcision.
Geeza 1 : Yeah man, got ma foreskin snipped off innit
Geeze 2: Rags man! Dats a par!
Geeza 1: Yeah man, some fucking parsnip ting.

(par-snip, cos its a snip dats a par, get me)
by GrimePlex January 02, 2009
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When a male deficates on a womans face then waits until it is dry and continues by forcing the fecal matter into the womans mouth and procedes to face fuck her leaving an oatmeal pie like substance in her mouth.
"Hey Darnell will you give me a parsnip"
by ladamian May 18, 2006
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coded term for cigarillo, be it CAO, swisher, or any other tasty tobacco treat
"Titties man, I could really go for a parsnip!"
by benz1n0 June 18, 2006
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a gendernuetral term for aunt or uncle
"hi dad! when are we going to visit parsnip alex?" "we'll visit them this weekend, son"

"dad? what gender is parsnip alex?" "they're a cacti sweetie"
by a genderless bumblebee November 11, 2020
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a gendernuetral term for aunt and uncle
"hey dad? when are we going to go visit parsnip alex?" "we're going to see them this weeknd sweetie"

"hey dearest parent? what gender is parsnip alex?" "theyre a cacti sweetie"
by a genderless bumblebee November 11, 2020
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A sexy geez with a wham forehead and a dad bod. This species are absolutely batshit crazy. They’ve also been known to fuck anything that moves.

Or in some cases doesn’t move 😳
That boy is such a parsnips.... I still want his babies.
by Taylor 96 November 06, 2018
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