Paperphile 

Someone who is attracted to paper. Usually lined paper is desired. Often people discover they are a paperphile when they first open a book and they smell that new book aroma, from then on there hooked! hooked with a paper clip!

Bad cop "You opened that book and read the whole page did'nt you! That page had only been published 5 years ago! You paperphile!!!"

Paperphile by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010

powerphile

An unrecognized and socially denied sexual abberation characterized by anyone who must have inappropriate power over another. Usually the abusers social title,teacher, boss, politician,manager, parent, police officer etc. The socialized abuse is justified in rules and laws lacking in a moral compass, enabling said abuser to practice institutional morality as opposed to personal morality.Power being the ultimate aphrodesiac, explaines how this disorder permeates social institutions in denial of said disorder. Social institutions reward this behavior thus enabling the continuance of the pathology.

A powerphile detective and the state governor both gave one another a knowing glance as the prisoner was electrocuted, rendering both eith an erection and a desire for more.

powerphile by Cresson Stafford March 25, 2007

Peterphile

A peterphile is an adult male from a Western European country that hits on teenage girls, formally know as a Romanian predator.

Ewww, this guy from hungry just slid into my DM‘s, he such a peterphile!

Peterphile by Danduffer February 19, 2018

parlerphile 

One who uses far right safe space Parler for their social media needs

Bob didn't get his news from a regular source, instead he relied on his parlerphile ring for his information

parlerphile by Drprim December 29, 2020

Peterphile

Someone who really likes Peter Griffin from the famous cartoon show Family Guy.

Mom: Why do you have a Peter Griffin body pillow?
Me: Because im a Peterphile. He is the perfect man and I need him in my life.

Peterphile by Peter STAN July 22, 2019

Paperwhite Kindle 

A Kindle with an experimental, horrible browser that can at least submit definitions like this one.
Exactly this one.

This definition was submitted using a Paperwhite Kindle.

Paperwhite Kindle by yeltsA kciR May 30, 2021

paperphelia 

Paperphelia

Paperphelia is a condition where instead of growing eyelashes, you grow paper.
You can get this condition by birth or, it could just grow on to you.
Younger boy from the age range 2-8 are most likely to get it

oh have you seen that 7 year old boy, i hear that he got Paperphelia!

paperphelia by hi ur pretty September 18, 2021