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Papaperazzi 

When your Pap-Pap spies on you and catches you doing something and then documents you doing that thing and tries to sell it to media outlets to make a living.
Alex was a victim of papaperazzi when he finally decided to learn all of the dance moves to Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie" for personal reasons, and his Pap-Pap secretly took a video, and tried to sell it to boyswhosehipsdontlie.com.

Pappert neck 

Where one allows an x amount of dirt to accumulate on the back of one's neck causing them to give the appearance that they do not wash the neck
Damn you got pappert neck.
Pappert neck by Pappert neck November 29, 2015

Bap-pappers

N. A member of the paparazzi specifically someone who photographs glamour models or similar
When Jordan signed her latest deal, the bap-pappers were out in force again
Bap-pappers by Wixon November 26, 2007
Slang for Pap Smear, i.e. a screening test used in gynecology to detect cancer in the cervix.
A hulking woman with a dyed-blonde crew cut walks into a gynecologists office, jumps on the examining table and puts her feet in the stirrups. Her large, hairy hoohoo growls at the doc.

"What'll it be, Miss?", asks the doctor.

"Give me a papper with the works!" says the bull dyke.
papper by bobsyeruncle September 4, 2009
According to TMZ, it is a "cool" word for the papparazzi...in 1947.

(Rhymes with "paupers.")
"Damn the pappers - they're after me!" lamented Regis Philbin.
pappers by Ritsuka May 20, 2008

papperlapper 

Someone making clumsy sexual advances towards an inapproriate target.
I can't believe Mark made a move on little Brittany. He's such a papperlapper.
papperlapper by Bave01 February 25, 2020