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panty thief 

A guy who appreciates the soilage in a womans crotch panel of her panties, sniffs and licks the contents while achieving orgasm. This may occur numerous times with the same pair. However the honest ones returns them, discreetley. The smart one keeps the best ones and locks them up in airtight bags, containing the aroma and taste.
I'm a panty thief and have enjoyed some of the best, funkiest crusty tastey soiled crotch panels there is. Wanna see my collection?
panty thief by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005
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panty thief 

Some one who steals Underware at any chance they can get for there own pleasure
Mr D.Rainey stole Staci's Underware last night what a Panty Thief

Mr D.Rainey was caught stealing Underware off washinglines in my street damn Panty Thief
panty thief by kapc June 29, 2006

panty thief 

Man who steals women's underwear to satisfy his sexual obsesions.
Sylvester Sneekly aka "The Hooded Claw" was a Panty theif, who pilfered panties from Penelope Pitstop.

panty thief 

One who steals panties for sexual purposes and enjoys sniffing them and keeping them in his (or her) pocket. Also, one who can't get laid so he sniffs whatever is closest.

see:pantysniffer and gregory wong
Oh no! The panty thief stole my thong again. Oh my God, why does Gregory Wong have a thong in his hand?!?
panty thief by Alfy Wu July 1, 2003
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