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panty blaster

A girl who farts incredibly hard and noisily
Bernice is such a 'panty blaster'; she let-rip in the girls washrooms, and you could hear it in the canteen....
by Pork William October 24, 2015
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pants blaster

A pants blaster is a fart so explosive it blows your pants off, leaving only the waistband.

Often encountered after a taco and beer binge.
Fred's friends heard a gigantic fart and then saw him staggering down the stairs covered in poop, wearing only the waistband of his jeans.

"Pants blaster," said Syd.

"Open a window," said Geoff.
by scodder May 17, 2010
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baster party

An semi-artificial insemination practice among some urban groups of lesbians when one of their member wants a baby.

They gather a number of their gay male friends/neighbours who all ejaculate into one cup, so paternity can't be nailed down. (the Lezzies want a baby, not a man!)

After stirring the cup's contents well, they use a turkey baster to suck it up then inject it deep into the mother-wannabe's uterus.
Tom: Well, I'm off to jack off for Lizzie's Baster Party
Rick: is that allowed with you not being gay?
Tom: hey, she doesn't know that, & this is the only way any part of me is ever getting inside her sweet pussy!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 19, 2010
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blasted meat patty

When a girls vag is 3-6 inches wide and or brown or purple. Usually found when black girls have lots of "mileage".
I dropped my keys in her blasted meat patty.
by Your black mom July 20, 2009
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