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pants trick 

A pants trick is the best term for when a player scores four goals in a hockey game.

The term was invented by the 9 year old nephew of Doug Stolhand, one of the hosts of the excellent Puck Podcast.

When a player gets a hat trick (three goals) you throw your hat on the ice. If the player scores a fourth goal, what do you throw?

Faced with this question, his answer: Your pants!
Thomas Hertl scored a pants trick earlier this year. Unfortunately, nobody manned up and tossed their pants.
pants trick by Pants Trickery December 6, 2013
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Tricky Pants

A woman who is suspected of or has cheated on her partner.
"I don't trust Scott's girlfriend Sarah, she has tricky pants"
Tricky Pants by ppsh38/41 October 13, 2009

panty thicket 

An extra large overgrowth in your nether region in which small animals burrow and take up residency.
Bambi decided to make his home in your panty thicket.
panty thicket by Sean.cox610 January 20, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012