Pants Drunk 

Getting drunk on the couch in your most comfortable pair of pants- generally done at the end of a long work day

Paul had had a shitty day at work and was ready to go get pants drunk in front of the fire with a bottle of small batch bourbon.

Pants Drunk by Jimmy John's son October 27, 2018

Shit-Pants Drunk 

When you get so drunk, you actually, literally, crap yourself like a toddler.

Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.

Shit-Pants Drunk by A Delightful July 1, 2011

drunk pants 

The pants you got really drunk in. Often times, you will wake up wearing them. Other times, you may find them on the floor or someplace random. Inside the pockets you may or may not find your keys, your wallet, your cell phone, wadded up dollar bills, and pieces of paper with other people's phone numbers.

Man, I found so many pairs of drunk pants in the hamper. It's like I made $15 doing laundry.

drunk pants by The Truth April 3, 2005

Drunk Pants 

The morning after pants you find in a ball with or without puke on them from a night of heavy partying. Money, phone numbers and concert ticket stubs are often found in them.

(at hangover breakfast) - Me: You'll never guess what I found in my drunk pants. Friend: What? Me: That cute guys phone number on the back of my ticket stub. Friend: nice, drunk pants.

Drunk Pants by Inverted Moon May 20, 2011

Pants Full Of Shit Drunk 

The act of getting so drunk that you don't know nor care that you have just totally shit you pants, usually with a sticky burning goo.

Dude did you see that loser, he was was pants full of shit drunk.

Pants Full Of Shit Drunk by BigBlackBlick September 14, 2010

Drunky Pants 

The pervibial "pants" one wears when becoming a bit too intoxicated. However, drunky pants can also lead to wearing naked pants, then walk-of-shame pants.

"Dude, I'm SOOOOO drunky pants right now!"

Drunky Pants by NayFace May 5, 2010

Pantsdrunk 

Sitting in your underwear drinking and watching TV

Child: Mommy, where’s Daddy? He’s supposed to drive me to soccer practice.
Mother: Oh, I better drive you, Daddy’s in the man cave pantsdrunk.

Pantsdrunk by The Doc75 October 11, 2018