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panstance

Where you put your hands in the back pockets of your pants and shake your pants around. alt: pantsdance.
how 90s.
by matt February 16, 2004
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poonstance

A gesture made with the hand by placing the tips of the thumb and index finger together. Like forming the "okay" sign but shown from the backside and below the shoulder. The idea is to get another person to glance at it, earning the right to punch them in the arm. The poonstance can be negated however by the viewer putting his finger through the ring that is made by the thumb and index finger. From a game often played by young adult males.
That guy just flashed me the poonstance and I looked right at it.
by Robble February 11, 2009
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pashance

Pashance is a person who cares for her family don't give a freak about the haters, people loves to be around her and she is 1 of the most prettiest girls in this world she is just a dream girl.
Pashance is bae.
by Pashance January 5, 2017
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Pistance

The distance traversed by a stream of piss measured from the opening of the urethra to the spot at which the stream lands.
Typically men have a longer pistance than women.
by Chennessey March 15, 2016
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Social pisstance

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.
WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
by Covidblues April 18, 2020
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Pakistance

Taking a position that is 100% incorrect and being offended that others are not buying your bullshit.
Rob: "Hey, I left my iPod in your kitchen yesterday"
Vik: "Nope."
Rob: "We listen to it all day, from your iPod speaker,
dumbass."
Vik: "Nope. I checked."
Rob: "Nice Pakistance , Prick!"
Vik: "APOLOGIZE NOW!"
Vik: "Um, ah. ... Can I please have another couple million dollars assistance?"
by Seal6 June 1, 2011
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pistance

How far away from the urnal that you can stand and still piss in the urnal.
Bro I got my pistance up to 6 feet today.
by D_professor October 31, 2015
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