pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

This is the longest word in the English language.
It is a lunge disease caused by breathing in the ashes of a volcano

Doctor: you have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Patient: say what now?
Doctor: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Patient: oh no, I’m gonna die before I learn how to even say that

by Haimynamesquan May 08, 2019

Pamphlet

Person 1: Hey

Person 2: Hey
Person 1: Could you please pass me the pamphlet
Person 2: You mean brochure?
Person 1: No I mean pamphlet
Person 2: IT’S CALLED A FRICKING BROCHURE

It’s brochure not pamphlet so get it right

by Haimynamesquan June 29, 2019

bitch

a bitch is another word for female dog

person: *walking a dog*
me: awww that is such a cute dog! is it a bitch?
person: why yes she is!

by Haimynamesquan June 09, 2019

Yeehaw

A word most commonly used by cowboys or cowboy wannabes

Person one: I’m going horse back riding tomorrow, wanna come?
Person two: yeehaw!🤠🤠🤠

by Haimynamesquan May 08, 2019

Felix

literal sociopath

u know that guy felix? yeah well he’s a sociopath.

by Haimynamesquan April 14, 2020

Mumflr

M is for mirth, your laughter.

U is for unite, you bring people together.

M is for munificent, for you are extremely liberal in giving.

F is for favorite, everyone's best friend.

L is for little, the little things you do.

R is for respect, earned through your actions

Person 1: dude you are so mumflr
Person 2: thanks dude

by Haimynamesquan May 03, 2019

Kemma

The ship name made when two people named Keegan and Emma date

Person 1: did you see kemma today?!?
Person 2: yeah and they are literally so adorable!
Person 1: ikr!

by Haimynamesquan April 28, 2019