Definitions by Haimynamesquan

Felix 

literal sociopath

u know that guy felix? yeah well he’s a sociopath.

Felix by Haimynamesquan April 13, 2020

Pamphlet

Person 1: Hey

Person 2: Hey
Person 1: Could you please pass me the pamphlet
Person 2: You mean brochure?
Person 1: No I mean pamphlet
Person 2: IT’S CALLED A FRICKING BROCHURE

It’s brochure not pamphlet so get it right

Pamphlet by Haimynamesquan June 29, 2019

bitch 

a bitch is another word for female dog

person: *walking a dog*
me: awww that is such a cute dog! is it a bitch?
person: why yes she is!

bitch by Haimynamesquan June 9, 2019

Yeehaw 

A word most commonly used by cowboys or cowboy wannabes

Person one: I’m going horse back riding tomorrow, wanna come?
Person two: yeehaw!🤠🤠🤠

Yeehaw by Haimynamesquan May 7, 2019

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 

This is the longest word in the English language.
It is a lunge disease caused by breathing in the ashes of a volcano

Doctor: you have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Patient: say what now?
Doctor: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Patient: oh no, I’m gonna die before I learn how to even say that

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis by Haimynamesquan May 7, 2019

Mumflr 

M is for mirth, your laughter.

U is for unite, you bring people together.

M is for munificent, for you are extremely liberal in giving.

F is for favorite, everyone's best friend.

L is for little, the little things you do.

R is for respect, earned through your actions

Person 1: dude you are so mumflr
Person 2: thanks dude

Mumflr by Haimynamesquan May 3, 2019

Dude 

Dude

dude

Dude by Haimynamesquan May 3, 2019