by Haimynamesquan June 09, 2019

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by Haimynamesquan May 03, 2019

Person 1: did you see kemma today?!?
Person 2: yeah and they are literally so adorable!
Person 1: ikr!
Person 2: yeah and they are literally so adorable!
Person 1: ikr!
by Haimynamesquan April 27, 2019

M is for mirth, your laughter.
U is for unite, you bring people together.
M is for munificent, for you are extremely liberal in giving.
F is for favorite, everyone's best friend.
L is for little, the little things you do.
R is for respect, earned through your actions
U is for unite, you bring people together.
M is for munificent, for you are extremely liberal in giving.
F is for favorite, everyone's best friend.
L is for little, the little things you do.
R is for respect, earned through your actions
by Haimynamesquan May 03, 2019

This is the longest word in the English language.
It is a lunge disease caused by breathing in the ashes of a volcano
It is a lunge disease caused by breathing in the ashes of a volcano
Doctor: you have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Patient: say what now?
Doctor: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Patient: oh no, I’m gonna die before I learn how to even say that
Patient: say what now?
Doctor: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Patient: oh no, I’m gonna die before I learn how to even say that
by Haimynamesquan May 07, 2019

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Hey
Person 1: Could you please pass me the pamphlet
Person 2: You mean brochure?
Person 1: No I mean pamphlet
Person 2: IT’S CALLED A FRICKING BROCHURE
Person 2: Hey
Person 1: Could you please pass me the pamphlet
Person 2: You mean brochure?
Person 1: No I mean pamphlet
Person 2: IT’S CALLED A FRICKING BROCHURE
by Haimynamesquan June 29, 2019
