pamperature 

Writing not quite meeting the requirements to be a pamphlet but not to be considered literature either.

Those damn Mohovahs left their pamperature in our door again.

pamperature by Outlaw Redneck August 25, 2023

tamperature 

Da level of heat required to either mess wif something or gain unauthorized access. (Tylenol bottles don't count, of course, since a blow-torch would just melt da plastic into a shapeless goo long before you got to da pills inside.)

Da word "tamperature" can also refer to da "degree" dat someone gets blood-boilingly frustrated while attempting to gain entry to something dat he's not supposed to be screwing wif --- da harder said object is to access, da more "hot under da collar" said feverishly-incensed vandal is likely to become.

tamperature by QuacksO February 11, 2020