The most awesome thing in the planet. A Pameler is just like a Pamela, always smiling, for whatever reason, even when shes sad, she won't let you know. Her laugh is enchanting. This girl is cool and trustworthy. Lets not forget a Pameler is very sexy. Nothing exceeds past a Pameler. With a Pameler you'll never get bored. Love a Pameler, and you will never Love anyone else. ;)
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!