The Cheesy Hotel Painting
Spider is an relatively misunderstood
spider that
may challenge Clock Spider's and Limecat's role of God to all.
The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider was in fact once captured and released back into the wild.
The tale begins after a family returned back to their hotel room in Cabo
San Lucas after a long day of snorkeling and saying "no" to
shady individuals who wanted to sell locally crafted merchandise that was really made in China.
All of a sudden, a spider emerged from behind a Cheesy Hotel Painting with the swiftness of a something really really REALLY fast, the ferocity of a rhinoceros protecting her calf, and using tactics usurping those of the Bushmen of the Kalahari.
After the Spider appeared from a Cheesy Hotel Painring the
Father and Son swiftly made weapons, arming themselves with a rubbermaid trash can, a brightly colored beach towel, and Drew Carey's
book, Dirty Jokes and
Beer.
As the surf pounded the cliffs below, a colony of seagulls cried out
like a symphony of organs in D minor. One could smell the crisp sent of the anticipation of the starting of a battle of
epic and legendary proportions.
Everyone peed, just a little.
After many minutes,
maybe even a dozen minutes, well certainly more than ten, but not more than fifteen minutes, the spider was captured in the trash can and then released outside the hotel room where it pounced once, twice, then thrice into the devilish night.
The Cheesy Hotel Painting
Spider has not yet revealed if it
will team up with Clock
Spider, or double cross its Huntsman heritage and take sides with Limecat.
