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The word 'Paharse' is already well known in Australia and New Zealand, and is beginning to gain an underground following in remote parts of the United Kingdom, so it would be good to get some clarity on its definition as well as its etymology on record.

Paharse is a derogatory term for someone who is a bit of a bellend. The word is derived from when a person’s sphincter makes a soft, airy 'pah' noise as opposed to a standard tight fart sound whilst breaking wind - insinuating that the Paharse has a loose anus.

Synonyms: knobhead, dickhead, twat etc.
Oh my god, Alex is being such a Paharse today!
Paharse by nobjockey101 March 2, 2021
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The Pavarotti Protocol 

A fanfiction written by LiveJournal user canniblaine. It's based around the FOX comedy/musical series, Glee, in which the character Blaine Anderson shoves a dead bird corpse up the ass of his boyfriend, Kurt Hummel.
I wish I was kidding.
The Pavarotti Protocol:

“Please kill me,” says Kurt, nails digging into the hardwood surface of the table he's bent over. “Please kill me now.”

Blaine doesn't think Kurt is actually suicidal, so it's okay. The other Warblers watch on with a disinterested air, standing in a circle around the scene. Blaine decides that Kurt's lamentations are spurred from the heat of the moment and the knowledge of what's about to come to him, so it's perfectly fine.

pharoahe monch 

really good lyracists(rapper)from queens,
worked with blackstar,nate dogg,styles p
M.O.P and other underground rappers u have to cop his track no mercy ft M.O.P
"this ryhme will remain in the minds of my foes forever in imfamy the epitome of lyrical epiphanies skillfully placed home we carefully plan symphonies who would be ignorant enough to have the audacity to fuck with likes of my and my tenacity this is wat u get when u fuck with tha likes the magnamous flows of total assholes and ignoramases M.O.P/ pharoahe monch cause damages the advantage is we banish labels artists and managers ametuers found six feat deep in metal canisters" (no mercy pharoahe monch 2/3 of first verse)
pharoahe monch by nb allah April 1, 2005

pharoahe monch 

A great underground rapper. Appeared along side wyclef in the great 'Kenny Roger's Dub Plate' track, also appeared with Talib Kweli and Black Thought in 'Guerilla Monsoon rap' produced by Kanye west. His album Internal Affairs is great too.
'My Life' by Pharaohe Monch and Stlyes P is one of the best songs i've ever heard.

pajaro nalgon 

spanish slang for someone that talks the talk but does not walk the walk. Translates to bird with big butt.
pajaro nalgon by seco velasquez January 10, 2009
Someone who everyone wants to be down with, someone who you instantly have respect for the 1st time you meet them. Has a lot of followers & can walk on four legs
Man, look at all the groupies around him, he's definitely a Pharoh.
Pharoh by Leno Pierce November 6, 2012
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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