Paco is a paedophilic tea making machine from Preston. Usually seen skanking around primary schools around half 3 in the evening, or the local nursing home looking for an easy tomb-raiding opportunity!!
Dave: Hey, is that Paco trying to get into that girl??

Bill: Naa, she's neither too young or too old for Paco!!

Dave: she's 20 years old....

Bill: Exactly!
by Big Serge May 19, 2011
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To be fired from your employment while on vacation.
Poor old Surdin, sitting in Thailand getting a BJ having a great of a time and he gets pacoed!
by Maverik234 September 16, 2009
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A PaCo is a Pizza and Taco inspired folded sandwich created by Fladdys Pizza owner Rick Smith of Milwaukee ,WI.
Man I’m hungry, could eat a couple of PaCo’s right about now.
by Fladdy July 18, 2018
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paco: the act of a gay/bi man trying to get with a fat bird..
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The "Paco Forehead" is an adjective of the English language used for referring to someone or something that has an exceptionally and but not limited to; extraordinarily large forehead above their eyes on their head.

First established at the turn of the 21st century; this word/phrase was defined when other surrounding communities noticed that Pasco Vale Girls School was in abundance of the Paco Forehead tradition.
Geez mate... he/she has a bit of a paco forehead going on...

Have a look at the paco forehead on that ....

that bloke appears to have a paco forehead..
by Paco Forehead Master.... October 13, 2013
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Half baileys, half vodka. This shot will have you tipsy in no time.
Let’s have Jose Paco’s shots!
by Maryland Radon Mitigation March 25, 2021
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When a dog dry humps you
Eric was given a dirty paco as he stood against the wall
by P+E=<3 April 3, 2015
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